鬼车

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转眼春天又来了。我买了一辆新车，再也没丢过。

池塘旁边的柳树又披上新绿，被风吹拂着，像洗发水广告里甩着头发的女模特。

我慢悠悠骑着车子经过池塘的时候，正投入地欣赏远处的风景，突然被一个人拉下来。一看是谢岩。我说，“谢岩，好久不见，你小子忙什么呢？”

他一脸惊异地贴我耳朵上说，“马禹，不是我吓唬你，你的车座后面又坐了一个鬼！”

我说，“是不是穿着白裙子，长发飘飘的啊？”

“你知道？”他还是那副胆小样儿。

“去死吧你！这是我女朋友！”我一脸幸福。

他还不信，伸手去碰了碰。我女朋友被弄得莫名其妙的。

我说，“谢岩，我们再一起拍ＤＶ吧！”

“好啊，接着拍鬼片？”他很开心。

我看着我漂亮的女朋友说，“当然不拍了，这次我们改拍校园爱情故事！”

Introduce:1 it is it's sheer fantasy really! The bike that just bought was lost again. Stop obviously here, still added a lock more, feel safe, still was stolen, the road is high one feet, evil spirit is high one a unit of length, what must admire skill of the thief that steal a car is excellent. Appear this is I lose a bicycle the 4th times, cannot ride a few days every time. Fortunately I do not buy new car, it is too expensive, 2 it is morning and evening must be lost, be inferior to buying a secondhand goods to making do with. Besides, two handcart are bought very easily around this, do not exceed 50. Economics teacher was told, the car that lose is much, supply demand relations suffers an effect, supply exceeds demand, the price falls, so, every lose a car is to be opposite secondhand of the bicycle depreciate make contribution. Consider me hapless redo is contributed! I throw noodle of satchel in the future, go small alley of Xi Menwai, there is a lot of other people to sell over there secondhand bicycle. When I push the door to go in, money of plus of king big mustache. I say, "King boss, sent money to come to you again. " he raises a head, inclined holding cigarette, toward me hey hey laugh, "Carry casually! " I say, "King boss, be old client, can cheap dot? I this can be the 5th bought car! " he does not eat this, "Brother, 50 money, it is this price, our business is bad also now to do ah! Look turning round the guest's portion on, I am carried to you new bit. " I say, "Was gotten, new bit should lose again. You search to me bit brokener, petty gain sells me. " he considers, say, "Want those who say petty gain to still have really, do not cross …… " his halt, take an eye to look sidelong at me, "If you are willing to want to also go really. " I did not understand he is what meaning completely, follow him to choose a vehicle. Cross secretly corridor, the house after coming, he opens the big iron gate that locking up, take lighter to be illuminated, it is old bicycle completely. "Here you are carried casually, 20. " I consider, pretty good, also should lose anyway, be inferior to making do with patchy. There is a bit light in the corner, be in it seems that call I, I look, it is the fasten on key of a car wear an emerald annulus, it seems is not costly, but very good-looking, just that car is good still also, "Be about it! " king boss looks at me buoyant land pays, want to say what halted again. When I am pushing a car to give his home, he pats the back after me, said an indescribable word, he says, "Bit more careful! " I was not cared about, had thanked him. I am riding " new " car, a few that when feel to be bought than once upon a time want appropriate, saddle is very comfortable, bell also a bit defect is done not have. It is quite frank that my heart thinks this king boss is true today. The lamplight in alley is very dark. Wind whizs whizzingly from neck